Richard tells of the tale of how he got a free drink at a gay bar. On a night out with some friends Richard was waiting patiently at the bar when a hero came along. The two discussed the current music playing and the man bought Richards Vodka Cranberry Redbull (VCR) drink. Trying to tell the nice man that he wasn’t into guys creates a awkward situation.
As bikini season gets closer Shawn is trying to find a way to lose some weight. He talks about eating healthier and counting calories or even getting a new Fitbit to help keep track of his work out goals. Richard takes this opportunity to introduce Shawn to the new i.Con.
The i.Con is a Fitbit for your man bit. The i.Con goes over a condom and will keep track of your sexual stats. Numerous things are tracked and uploaded into an app. Richard and Shawn discuss how this would be the most depressing data ever collected.
The i.Con would satisfy people’s ambitions to top one self but with stats of girth, thrust, body temperature would keep the guys from sharing their stats. How does Jason Momoa fit into all this? Well you’ll have to listen to find out.
Give a listen to The Language of Bromance in Episode 146 What Is Your Fitbit Stats.
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About Language of Bromance
Together Richard and Shawn formed the podcast The Language of Bromance and from there it has been nothing but fun. The duo laugh about things they go through, stories in the news and even getting serious discussing net neutrality along with other issues. Every so often their friendship turns to a bitter rivalry with their nerdiest creation the draft episodes. An original take on a best of or a top 10 list. The draft episodes are done like an NFL Draft 7 rounds where Richard and Shawn flip-flop picks on various topics.